Your crack team of uninhibited analysts has returned after a late night World Series victory to serve up the most delicious NFL takes for Week 9. The Godzilla called us at midnight, screaming into the phone after Kyle Tucker caught the last out and sealed the Houston Astros second World Series championship in franchise history, so we have no idea where he is this morning. Alas.
Your frighteningly uninformed college football analysts are back for another week of wild stabs in the dark. We continue to plow through undeterred by lack of results. As they say, “trust the process.”
The local staff degenerate cannot pass on an opportunity to bet some Friday night football, click to read his preview of the Oregon St.-Washington game.
John is at some sort of Trumpster rally as the election comes to a close, so I didn’t even both asking his thoughts (Eagles, baby). Nate lost $400 feeding the beast and lounging in front a video poker machine, so I doubt he’s at his best. I lost my shirt on midweek MACtion and have no more liquidity to hammer this game. Everyone is thriving.
The Bengals are hotter than my morning coffee while Cleveland looks like spoiled milk. I’m going as Jacoby Brissett for Halloween. That should scare the entire city of Cleveland.
Nate and I are bringing you the best six games of the week from our couch as we frantically google “Why do the Rams suck?” and “Can the Seahawks actually win the Super Bowl?” Stick with us and we promise you’ll go 3-3.
Nate is flying solo in this edition of the Pick Six, but he still has winners.
Click to get his picks.
This is the only college game I recommend playing tonight after we skip over the earlier top-25 game featuring NC State/Virginia Tech on this evening.
Your harried cabal of frightening degenerates has coalesced around this very spooky Thursday Night Football game as we draw nearer All Hallows Eve.